Enter The Contest Read & Rate Entries View Past Winners Free Typing Test Writing Resources Home | Contest | Write A Book | Write Ebooks For Cash | Be A Travel Writer | Write Children's Books Write For Newspapers | Write An Ezine | Write A Blog | Writing Skills & Tips | Novel Writing Software Please take a moment to bookmark this site and join our free hot tips list. Read & Rate Our Writing Contest Entries! See what other people have written, and rate them on a scale of 1 to 5. This is an opportunity to view a wide variety of short stories and see what kind of original material is being submitted to us on a daily basis. After you rate an entry, you will be randomly redirected to another entry to rate. You may read and rate as many entries as you wish! The user-rating system is simply a fun way for writers to receive a public opinion of their work, and does not affect the judging for the cash prizes. If you wish to enter the contest, you may enter for free here. Rate This Contest Entry: Contest: June 30th, 2005 Author: Lisa Post You are probably thinking this is gonna be a tipical redneck story. Oh i have heard it before is what you are saying but to me it is a unique and different story and sometimes quit funny. My family is not a regular run of the mill family. First of all i have 15 brothers and sisters. My uncle is married to one of my sisters which now makes him my brother-in-law and my uncle and my sister is my aunt. So you see not so regular. And then my sister was married to my brother. Then there is the sharing of husbands and boyfriends. My niece had a boyfriend and she had three kids with him and now he is married to her aunt and has three kids with her. Then there are my two sisters who were married to the same guy. But that is nothing my widowed stepmom is married to my brother. So now she is my sister-in-law. Now tell me i don't have a messed up family. now along with all that confusion my family is very , as you would say, gross. Straight out disgusting. Lets see where should i start oh the farting facts. No one in my family is afraid to fart anywhere. In the store, at a resturant, even at a funeral. And the person that did it is not afraid to admit it very loudly and proudly. It's like the loudest one wins. And when one does it they all have to start. It becomes a big giant stink contest and it gets quite conpetitive. My brother has even gone to extremes and has tried to put a fish pump up his butt to make his self fart. I of course have never seen this personally. Then there are the mud wrestlers in the family. I have three sisters that were mud wrestlers and my stepmother also. They won many competitions though it is very scary to see your sisters out there in bathing suits wrestling around in the mud with other women. One of them even pound nails in the wall with their fist. Now you can see I do indeed have a redneck family but it is all fun. (And don't worry none of those people in the beginning are blood relatives. They are only related by marriage. So if you wanna have a laugh look for my book if I ever get it wrote about my Redneck Family. Rate This Entry! Warning: fopen(/home/writingc/public_html/entries/b3_rating/b3r_data/.txt) [function.fopen]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/writingc/public_html/entries/b3_rating/b3_rating.php on line 69 Error opening file. Use browser's back button and try again people have rated it so far. Warning: fopen(/home/writingc/public_html/entries/b3_rating/b3r_data/.txt) [function.fopen]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/writingc/public_html/entries/b3_rating/b3_rating.php on line 69 Error opening file. Use browser's back button and try again is the current average. Warning: fopen(/home/writingc/public_html/entries/b3_rating/b3r_data/.txt) [function.fopen]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/writingc/public_html/entries/b3_rating/b3_rating.php on line 69 Error opening file. Use browser's back button and try again Warning: fopen(/home/writingc/public_html/entries/b3_rating/b3r_data/.txt) [function.fopen]: failed to open stream: No such file or directory in /home/writingc/public_html/entries/b3_rating/b3_rating.php on line 69 Error opening file. Use browser's back button and try again Skip to another entry

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